Dionysus
The god of wine, ritual madness, fertility, theatre and religious ecstasy in Greek mythology... So naturally he would be a modern day frat bro casanova who discovered wine last term.
Hades
Greek god of the underworld back in the day... But now, he is just your average goth emo guy who just can't even.
Hermes
The god of travel, trade, roads, and persuasion... naturally he would be riding a razor scooter in a tracksuit while wearing winged air force ones!
